Speech Builder

Speech Builder

Get all the tools to deliver a hilarious speech all at the groom’s expense (‘it’s what he would’ve wanted…’) for just £9.99.

How does the speech system work?

Login and you’ll find your own unique speech template plus a phase by phase guide to help you build your speech. Each phase is packed with hundreds of speech blocks each one with separate jokes or quotes. Simply click on the joke/block you want to add it to your speech.

Once complete you can edit the best man speech to add names and dates plus any jokes or stories of your own. You can then either print out your finished speech or save it for a final edit.

The system and best man jokes have been written and compiled by professional comedy writers who have written for radio, stage, TV and stand-up comedians.

• Step 1 – Log in to the system
• Step 2 – View your unique speech template
• Step 3 – Follow the walkthrough guide
• Step 4 – Work through each phase of your speech
• Step 5 – Choose from the hundreds of speech blocks/jokes for each phase
• Step 6 – Click on a block to add it to your speech
• Step 7 – Add your own jokes, stories, dates and names
• Step 8 – Print your finished speech
• Step 9 – Deliver a killer speech
• Step 10 – Milk the applause, accept all the free congratulatory drinks

Cue cheers, applause, standing ovation and the stampede of bridesmaids rushing to sneak their hotel room key into your pocket.

So what are you waiting for? The groom isn’t going to make fun of himself!

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