Stag Goofy Games in Bristol
Goofy Games in Bristol
This one is definitely for those looking for an alternative stag do activity in Bristol. It's funny, it's odd, it's downright bizarre!
- 9 hilarious games
- Games co-ordinator
- Photos and prize for the winner
- On-site parking
- Fancy dress for the VIP
Sale £39.95 per person
8 Minimum Guests
The WEST COUNTRY is well known for 'Ooh aar', drinking copious amounts of rough-brewed cider, driving tractors, chasing badgers, and of course singing along with The Wurzels!
It's time to forget the usual, same-old event and get yourselves down to the farm for some Bristol Goofy Games fun and frolics in the fields and fresh air. "Get thee down Somerset for the time of yer life, ooh aar!"
This totally unique and hilarious 'West Country' day out is guaranteed to have you rolling in the hay with laughter. The activity hosts will take good care of you and provide fancy dress for the group VIP.
Here, in his own words, is what the farmer has ready for you:
THE CIDER RUN - Pilfer that cheeky pint an' leg it as far as you can before you gets twanged by the bungee! The longer the run the more you score.
PITCHFORK DUEL - A traditional way to sort out our disputes we've 'ad to tone it down. Some bloke with an 'ard hat and clipboard said we can't use proper pitchforks any more. Summat 'bout 'ealth an' safety. So get ready for some podium perched inflatable pitchfork proddin'. Knock 'em off!
WURZEL KNOCKOUT - The Wurzels 'av had it comin' for years, av' you 'eard Ooh Aar Just A Little Bit? Now's yer chance to dish out some revenge. Armed to the teeth with cider apples you'll be firin' them at the band an' you might get a shot at that pesky Blackbird they sings about.
'VICKY POLLARD HANDBAGS' - Yeah but no but smack'er! An epic battle of 'alf-wits this un'. Fat suits an' big burberry 'andbags to batter the life out of each other. Give yer opponent evils! The most direct hits gets the most points.
WELLY WANGIN - A skilled traditional village event, take it in turns to lob a welly boot into a series of targets. We'll make sure they's bin washed after muckin' out the pigs. Accurate lobbin' gets points
DRUNK PUB SKITTLES - This is real west country skittles, with a wooden alley as yer lanes, and a set of wooden skittles. It ain't that easy tho' as you spin round the pole first. See 'em stagger as they bowl 'em dizzy my babber!
MANGOLD DANGLIN - You thought the last game was daft? You ain't seen nothin' 'til you've 'ad yer mangold dangled. Bar skittles with 'umans on cider kegs? Yer 'avin' a laaf!
FARMER'S SHOWER - Like Mastermind but the Stag or 'en will be sat on a chair below a gert bucket of Somerset slurry! Can they 'andle the pressure?
Please note that this activity moves indoor to a Sports Hall for the winter months and the line up of games changes slightly.
You need to be over 18 and physically able to take part.
Games are outdoors so you may get wet/dirty so wear suitable clothing.
Wear socks and trainers, these are a requirement to use inflatables
Strictly no alcohol permitted before taking part or on site.
Every Saturday from the 21st of March to the end of October
10.30am or 1:30pm
Every Saturday from November to February
10.30am or 1.30pm subject to availability
Spring, Summer and Autumn
: It be in the Country! Only 5 miles from Bristol city centre. 10 minutes by car or minibus.
Refreshments and snacks available on site
Indoor, barn-themed sports hall located 10 minutes from Bristol.
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And don't forget, your friends can pay us direct via our event area, so you don't even need to collect payments.
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98% Recommend Us
Everyone had a wonderful and fun time, even though it was the hottest day of the year. But we didn't let that get in the way. The games we played were highly enjoyable and a great bonding experience. The Stag himself loved the whole day as we did Foot Golf afterwards too.
The event representative was very nice and organised, made sure we took breaks and stayed hydrated, and made us feel at ease. He took photos throughout the day and said he would WhatsApp them to me, are you able to pass on my number to him please? I'm not sure if he's part of your company.
Thank you for helping me to organise this, I would not have been able to set this up without you.
By Kamruz Choudhury
Really funny day out. The stag hurt himself a lot but it's his stag so who cares. It rained but didn't dampen our spirits. Organisers were a good laugh and great photos on Fb. Just wish I knew there was a bar there as I told everyone not to bring money! Whoops.
By Steven Baird