Now those words are linked by the bizarre but hilarious Shock Football.
Its 5-a-side, but all players (and the ref), are rigged up to electric shock machines via a strap round the leg. Everyone will take it in turns to control the devices, which means nobody is safe. Remember all the times your mate wound you up? Time to get your revenge.
There is nothing better than watching your mate through one-on-one with the keeper, only to find his leg flail and air-kick as you press the shock switch at the key moment. Equally try keeping a straight face when the goalkeeper tries to save a penalty when you are sending him shocks.
Even the likes of Kane and Aguero would struggle! One of the funniest new stag activities out there...
The only time the words Shock and Football were used in the same sentence was when talking about the likes of Leicester winning the title, Scotland qualifying for a major championship or Mourinho cracking a smile.