Goofy Games in Bath
Goofy by name and most certainly goofy by nature. We kid you not, just check out the list of games below, guaranteed to add some hilarity to your hen weekend in Bath.
- 9 games
- Photos and prize for the winner
- On-site car parking, minibus and coaches
- Fancy dress for the VIP
Arrival at 10.30am or 1:30pm
The WEST COUNTRY is well known for its 'Ooh aar' breed of farmers, drinking copious amounts of rough-brewed cider, driving tractors, chasing badgers, and of course singing along with The Wurzels.
It's time to forget the usual Stag and Hen events and get yourselves down to the farm for some Bath Goofy Games fun and frolics in the fields and fresh air. "Get thee down Somerset for the time of yer life, ooh aar!"
This totally unique and hilarious 'West Country' day out is guaranteed to have you rolling in the hay with laughter. The activity hosts will take good care of you and provide fancy dress for the Bath Stag or Hen.
Here, in his own words, is what the farmer has ready for you:
THE CIDER RUN - Pilfer that cheeky pint an' leg it as far as you can before you gets twanged by the bungee! The longer the run the more you score.
PITCHFORK DUEL - A traditional way to sort out our disputes we've 'ad to tone it down. Some bloke with an 'ard hat and clipboard said we can't use proper pitchforks any more. Summat 'bout 'ealth an' safety. So get ready for some podium perched inflatable pitchfork proddin'. Knock 'em off!
WURZEL KNOCKOUT - The Wurzels 'av had it comin' for years, av' you 'eard Ooh Aar Just A Little Bit? Now's yer chance to dish out some revenge. Armed to the teeth with cider apples you'll be firin' them at the band an' you might get a shot at that pesky Blackbird they sings about.
'VICKY POLLARD HANDBAGS' - Yeah but no but smack'er! An epic battle of 'alf-wits this un'. Fat suits an' big burberry 'andbags to batter the life out of each other. Give yer opponent evils! The most direct hits gets the most points.
WELLY WANGIN - A skilled traditional village event, take it in turns to lob a welly boot into a series of targets. We'll make sure they's bin washed after muckin' out the pigs. Accurate lobbin' gets points
DRUNK PUB SKITTLES - This is real west country skittles, with a wooden alley as yer lanes, and a set of wooden skittles. It ain't that easy tho' as you spin round the pole first. See 'em stagger as they bowl 'em dizzy my babber!
MANGOLD DANGLIN - You thought the last game was daft? You ain't seen nothin' 'til you've 'ad yer mangold dangled. Bar skittles with 'umans on cider kegs? Yer 'avin' a laaf!
FARMER'S SHOWER - Like Mastermind but the Stag or 'en will be sat on a chair below a gert bucket of Somerset slurry! Can they 'andle the pressure?
Please note that this activity moves indoor to a Sports Hall for the winter months and the line up of games changes slightly.
Why not carry the laughs on and add our Comedy Combo for the evening, something to eat, lots to drink, the chance to dance and (of course) side-splitting comedy.
The site has an Insurance Certificate with £2m public liability and £10m employers liability.
All persons to be aged over 18 years
All persons to be able to undertake physical activity
Suitable clothing for the weather.
There are changing facilities inside the tent.
Picnic lunch is available as an add on package via the local farm restaurant (seating 120 people) £8.95 per person.
Carvery Lunch £9.95 per person.
Every Saturday from the start of March to the end of October
10.30am or 1:30pm
Every Saturday from November to February
10.30am or 1.30pm subject to availability
Spring, Summer and Autumn: Farm surrounded by livestock, only 5 miles from Bristol town centre. Less than 10 minutes by car or minibus.
Restaurant and Farm Shop located on site
Winter: Barn themed sports hall located 10 minutes from Bristol