We will arrange for some intimidating locals to ‘arrest’ the stag. Now this won’t be like an episode of The Bill, these guys will mean business and advise them they are going to ‘prison’. Typically they will be escorted (blindfolded of course) to a nearby strip club, as will the rest of your group.
After he has been made to sweat for a little bit, it’s time for the reveal. The blindfold and handcuffs are removed and he is greeted by your groups laughing faces and a gorgeous lady who gives him a sexy dance to take his mind of the trauma he has just endured.
While the stag may forgive you (particularly after the lap dance), we can’t say the same for the bride when you mention the story in your wedding speech.
Over the course of your friendship, there will be no shortage of times you’ll have wished to have get one up on the stag. Well we present the perfect way to stitch your friend up.