Jet skis are all about mastering the art of weight distribution - you have to stand! Yes we're serious, with jet skis you stand, with jet bikes you sit.
Jet skiing is a mixture of water skiing and speedboat driving, with a hint of motorcycle racing thrown in for good measure.
So, you're mission, if you choose to accept, is to jet ski standing - photographic evidence will be required.
Jet skiing has established itself as a recognised form of watersport. We're not surprised, it's fast, exhilarating and lays down the challenge to you stag boys and hen girls.
You'll need to bring some old trainers and definitely some warm clothing for afterwards. Showers, barbeques and refreshments may be available on site, just check with your chosen location.
We'll give you a wet suit, but yes you've guessed it, you'll get wet. How wet depends on how well you master the beast.