But do you know which wine to pair with which cheese? No, we're not sure either. So over to the experts, they'll guide you and your tastebuds through.
What did the cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What did Shakespeare ask his cheesemonger? To brie or not to brie!
What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda!
What did the cheese say to the therapist? I Camembert it any longer!
What is a pirate's favourite cheese? Chedd-AAAAARGH!
OK that's enough 'cheese'.
Wine and cheese go so well together, fact.